I was driving through Inman Square, a kind of trendy yet rough-around-the-collar area of Cambridge yesterday. While sitting in traffic on a main street filled with upscale grilles and Indian restaurants, I noticed one little hole-in-the-wall, advertising on a square white wooden sign “Dixie Barbeque”. Underneath that was its motto, in big letters: “Eat Well. Die Happy.”

I had to laugh. Very cute.

Somehow the slogan stayed with me, though, I think because it’s one of those cutesy slogans that really says much more than it may mean to say. It embodies a way of thinking that I’ve had thrown at me at various times: “Well, if I have to eat all those awful tasting vegetables to live another six months, I think I’ll just die six months sooner.”

The disconnect that gets overlooked is that we aren’t asked if we’d like to die peacefully in our sleep after one of those wonderful meals of barbequed ribs and, by the way, which night? No, there’s more often a fair amount of discomfort that comes before the dying, in the form of diabetes, hip operations, heart surgeries, and so on. I was talking with a man today who’s had his share of such maladies, a man now in his mid-sixties. Of course, no one would make the connection to his face between his kidney failure, hip surgeries, and prescription drug side effects—and his diet. He finally made the connection himself, after nearly dying…and then decidingto investigate bydoing a lot of reading. He’s been on a path of change over the last couple years, dispensing with many of the drugs and radically altering his diet. But it had to come from within him.

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There’s been lots of press of late about a cow in New Zealand that naturally produces skim milk. Various media have reported on efforts to breed the cow widely, since skim milk is so much in demand. And we’d be rid of all that awful fat. Might not be such a bad idea, presuming the milk could be sold raw. But, of course, that isn’t likely to happen any time soon.

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Why am I not surprised with Ron’s explanation of all the things that can be askew in medical test results? I think the key is to make the effort to discuss the test results with a physician. If the results are "normal," the typical scenario has the results being mailed, with perhaps something scrawled, "Looks good." Thanks for the advice.