I was curious what all this commotion about the California Girl Scouts and Organic Pastures was all about, so I asked Mark McAfee to send me some background info. As soon as I saw the illustration for the Girl Scout “Raw Milk Badge”, all I could do was smile.  What a neat idea.

What makes me feel warm and fuzzy about this particular initiative (aside from the clever marketing tactic by OPDC in becoming a Girl Scout sponsor) is that it is educational, and educational about food and health. I have become ever more convinced as I’ve observed from close up the increasingly hostile debate over food rights that one of the big gaps in our educational system is a failure to familiarize children with basic concepts around health and food. They don’t seem to learn much about different approaches to growing food and maintaining good health. As someone once said to me, “Too many kids think that milk comes from plastic jugs.”  (Another big educational gap is a failure to teach kids about money and finances, but that’s a subject for another time.)

To get their Raw Milk Badge, the Girl Scouts must visit Organic Pastures and see how cows are raised and produce milk. They also get to hear an important viewpoint about the role of milk’s nutrients in immune function and good health.  They’ve all no doubt seen enough television commercials and medical dramas to know there’s another view of immune function and good health, and that has to do with pills and hospitals and doctors in white jackets.

There is something else the Girl Scouts adult advisers are already learning as well, and that’s that there are a lot of busy-bodies out there like Michael Payne of the University of California at Davis, who don’t want young people to be exposed to different views of health and food. They anoint themselves protectors of the children, and go around in obsessive self pretentiousness butting into other people’s business and trying to impose their narrow view on everyone.

Payne is the guy who’s been writing the Girl Scouts, trying to “save” these vulnerable young people from raw milk. His self righteousness is enough to make my stomach churn and interfere with digestion of the raw milk kefir and cream I had with breakfast.

In a letter to the leader of the regional Girl Scouts group (Girl Scouts of Central California South, serving Kern, Tulare, Fresno, Kings and Madera Counties). Payne stated, “As a dairy veterinarian and researcher at the University of California (Davis)…I was concerned to learn that a girl scout council was partnering in a ‘fun badge’ which would involve consuming raw dairy products.”

Concern may be one thing, but then he gets threatening, when he states, “Besides my fear for your charges, I am very concerned that when one of your scouts becomes ill consuming raw dairy products, your council will be named in the subsequent personal injury legal action.”

He then goes on to provide a litany of illnesses and problems supposedly affecting raw milk, including the gibberish about two deaths from raw milk between 1993 and 2006.  

Payne appeared previously on this blog, most notably when he testified in 2008 before a California State Senate hearing on coliform counts for raw milk. He said at one point that there had been 11 deaths from raw milk in California, and under questioning had to amend his count and state that, maybe, one person had died in the 1980s.

Michael Payne of the University of California, Davis.In July 2009 I met Payne at the Raw Milk Symposium sponsored by the American Veterinary Medical Association. We debated some studies on raw milk, but it was all civil and he seemed a reasonable individual.  I’m not sure what got into him that he would try to use his academic position to try to undermine a private relationship between a nonprofit organization and a private company sponsor.

It would be nice if we could just shake our heads and ignore diversions like Payne, and likely OPDC will be able to do that. Unfortunately, though, he’s symbolic of the darkness that is enveloping this country in the form of the so-called food safety legislation completing its journey through Congress. It will anoint thousands more busy bodies like Payne to look over the shoulders of food producers. Perhaps there will be some exemptions for small producers, but they will have to “qualify” and, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration, in its infinite wisdom, will ultimately be able to use its discretion to target those it wants to be rid of. It may well have   the power to make pasteurization the law of the land (along with irradiation, GMOs, and cloning).

It’s all in line with the FDA’s pronouncement last spring, in response to the Farm-to-Consumer Legal Defense Fund suit challenging the ban on interstate raw milk shipments, that Americans “do not have a fundamental right to obtain any food they wish.”  

So my advice to Michael Payne is to go enjoy a Whopper or Big Mac. Nobody denies you the right to screw up your health.